Collector Of Doomsday Predictions Pillows

The End is Near-er than you think.

Apocalypse Research Center

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Beware of the 4th quarter.

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

When a nanosecond is forever.

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COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Doomsday marketing

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Don't sweat the huge stuff."

I survived end of the world after party.

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

The End is Nigh

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

Doom Gloom.

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'