The End is Near-er than you think.
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Apocalypse Research Center
Beware of the 4th quarter.
The End Is Nigh. . . Told You
Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....
The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.
Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.
Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th
'We need to change our marketing strategy.'
"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."
'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'
Hiker Followed By Paramedic
doom.com
"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
When a nanosecond is forever.
COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'
Doomsday marketing
'Took longer than I thought it would.'
A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near
An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.
"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."
"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."
"Don't sweat the huge stuff."
"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."
"Actually, I will have fries with that."
"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."
The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'
The End is Nigh
Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."
Doom Gloom.
Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse
"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"
I survived end of the world after party.
"The end of the world is nigh."
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