Where do you see yourself in five years?
Future Doomsayer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your future doomsayer friend? Our collection features witty, tongue-in-cheek items that poke fun at the world's possible fate. These playful presents are ideal for those who enjoy a dark sense of humor and contemplating the future with a smile, offering a clever way to acknowledge their unique perspective.
"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."
Optimist
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
Free speech isn't cheap!
Apocalypse Research Center
Beware of the 4th quarter.
The End Is Nigh. . . Told You
"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."
"The good news is it's brightening up..."
'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'
'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'
'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'
End of world nigh!!!
"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"
Meet Thy Doom
How to survive the coming crash.
Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.
Climate Change Contingency House
The End is Near/Just the Beginning
"The end of the world is nigh."
The End is Nigh
The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'
"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."
Prepare to meet your author today!
"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"
"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."
'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'
"OK, now here comes the lava."
"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."
When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.
Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.
'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'
World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience
"You took your time!"
Future Doomsayer Gifts Collection
Future Doomsayer Mugs
Explore our entire collection of humorously themed mugs—perfect for those who like to start the day with a smile about the future's uncertainties.
Future Doomsayer Pillows
Find the perfect dark humor touch with our collection of pillows, designed to add a quirky edge to any living space and celebrate the love for future pondering.
Future Doomsayer Prints
Discover art prints that make a statement—sophisticated, witty, and perfect for the future doomsayer who enjoys a clever conversation piece.
Future Doomsayer T-Shirts
Browse our fun and witty t-shirts that capture the spirit of those who see humor in the world's potential end—ideal for casual, laid-back style.