"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."
Doomsday Dreamer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the doomsday dreamer in your life? Our collection captures their unique blend of imagination and forethought with witty designs perfect for mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether they're pondering the end of the world or dreaming of new worlds, our items add a humorous and artistic touch to their daily routine. Brighten their day and fuel their creative fantasies with a thoughtful gift that speaks to their imaginative, speculative soul.
Climate Change Contingency House
Optimist
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
'Good. Then there's no reason to grade all those papers tonight.'
The End is Near/Just the Beginning
Preparing for the Apocalypse Line
The End Of The Story Is Near!
Prepare to meet your author today!
'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'
'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'
"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."
"When I grow up I want to be one of the horses of the Apocalypse."
"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"
'I'll bet it waits 'til after the geography test.'
"I know, I know ... But that's Alan Greenspan!"
"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."
"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"
"I've been thinking, Mother - if the population of the world was annihilated, leaving only us two left alive...there's no way I'd want to change a thing."
How to survive the coming crash.
"He's working from home today."
"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"
"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I don't like the looks of that!"
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
George Orwell
Totalitarian Humour
Apocalypse Research Center
'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'
Tuesday, 2022
"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."
"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
Doomsday Dreamer Gifts Collection
Doomsday Dreamer Mugs
Explore more doomsday dreamer mugs that bring a witty twist to your morning coffee or tea—ideal for fans of apocalyptic humor and creative designs.
Doomsday Dreamer Pillows
Find cozy, whimsical pillows for doomsday dreamers who want to add a humorous and imaginative touch to their living space.
Doomsday Dreamer Prints
Browse striking doomsday dreamer prints to inspire your walls with a creative edge that celebrates imagination, humor, and all things wonderfully weird.
Doomsday Dreamer T-Shirts
Discover our range of doomsday dreamer t-shirts—perfect for expressing their unique perspective and love for the creative, speculative world with a dash of humor.