Demon Dreamer Gifts

Tom was up late last night, exercising his demons.

Horror

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'