Divine Dreamer Gifts

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"...You have work to do Andy. Mainly your garage. It's a real mess."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"No way, you guys are angels? I have a GREAT idea for a miracle."

God's Phone

Trouble in paradise

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"Mom, does God work from home?"

Choice of viewing

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"I had a vision from Heaven! God told me to go out and save the world and smite all the sinners!"

Where a family should point to when it needs help.

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

In the very beginning.

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

Monks don't get paid much, but there's a lot of 'upward mobility.'

'He always was, and always will be. Boy, I'll bet he's got memories!'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'God has heard your political prayers but he says that the other place is full at the moment...'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

A match made in heaven.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Hey! - I just thought up another mysterious way to perform wonders!'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"I've been hearing nothing but good things about you."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'