Heavenly Dreamer Gifts

Life on cloud 8

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"What a relief."

"I was hoping that heaven might be, you know, more transcendent."

Heaven.

The spirit's flight

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'

Angel sleeping on cloud-like hammock

The trouble with cats going to heaven.

"I see here several good deeds that seem to have gone unpunished."

"Campaign promises do too count congressman."

Deathbed convert

'I'm Screwed!'

'They say that Earl liked wearing those giant, foam cowboy hats down on earth,'

'What did He do before he was God?'

Heavenly Ramp

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Heavenly Ships

"These aren't pearly, just emulsion on wood...."

Angel versus kite...

"This is great. This could be franchised."

"You received your rewards on earth."

Welcome to Cat Heaven

Cherub on a cloud

Notice In Heaven: Nostalgia Wing

"In heaven there's perfect harmony, even if you're still married."

Paradise and Hell

"He just realized by walking on clouds he's finally able to walk on water."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"And there's no charge for using the minibar."

"Takes the luster off the whole idea of heaven doesn't it?"

Dog Heaven

"But how can it be heaven if there's no golf course?"

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."