Dragon Dreamer Gifts

"Like that?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat.'

'Ignore it, Henderson. It's unscientific.'

Knight & Dragon

Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

Dragon Head Trophy

"First, let me put your mind at ease about that being an hallucination…."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Rumours of Outrages against Foreign Envoys in China

St George at the psychiatrists.

Cow Dragon

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

'You say you're going scuba diving?'

"Mummy was right: - I should've married the dragon...!"

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

'If it hasn't gone away in a couple of weeks, come back and see me.'

'Dragon Busking'

'Quick, comrade, what is the latest party position on existence of dragons?'

Dragon and Dragoff

'There you go, heat them up and discard the ones that don't open.'

The knight and the dragon - My mind went blank.

"Ok, we got the funding and made a fire extinguisher. Now let's ensure she comes to get it, learns how to use it, and trusts that it will work."

"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

A dragon wearing a face mask

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Musical Three Headed Dragon

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

Firemen's New Year