Dragon Dreamer T-Shirts

"Like that?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat.'

'Ignore it, Henderson. It's unscientific.'

Knight & Dragon

Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

"First, let me put your mind at ease about that being an hallucination…."

Rumours of Outrages against Foreign Envoys in China

Dragon Head Trophy

Cow Dragon

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

St George at the psychiatrists.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A dragon wearing a face mask

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Ok, we got the funding and made a fire extinguisher. Now let's ensure she comes to get it, learns how to use it, and trusts that it will work."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

'If it hasn't gone away in a couple of weeks, come back and see me.'

'You say you're going scuba diving?'

'Dragon Busking'

The knight and the dragon - My mind went blank.

'Quick, comrade, what is the latest party position on existence of dragons?'

'There you go, heat them up and discard the ones that don't open.'

Dragon and Dragoff

"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Mummy was right: - I should've married the dragon...!"

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

Chinese New Year

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"There was a time - back before people found out that dragons were made up - when I would've gotten a hell of a lot more respect for being a dragonslayer."

"It's your neurosis, you face it."