Dragonfly Dreamer T-Shirts

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Warrior Woman

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Boy pilot.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff