Dragonfly Dreamer Mugs

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Warrior Woman

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Boy pilot.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'