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Tom was up late last night, exercising his demons.

Horror

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"