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"And the crowd roars."

"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"

Characters jumping out of a book.

The limits of power

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."

'You're overdrawn sweetie. Open your mouth and say AAAAH!'

What if...Fish could climb.

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

Edna's Doctor Fantasy

Medieval Cat Exits Via Medieval Catflap

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.

Alice in Wonderland - Advice from a Caterpillar.

A sultan on a flying carpet towing a boat behind him.

Witch

Don Quixote

I hope he's got Sudoku puzzles.

"Where did that come from!"

'Which one stores our computer data-the cloud that looks like a kitty or the one that looks like a pony?'

'An owl and a pussycat? -- Is that even legal?'

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

Although it was a fantasy come true, somehow Tony couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

"No, I'm sorry Billy, we won't be covering the time the Martians invaded Earth."

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Believe me, there's a difference between fairy dust and pixie dust, but this is gravel from your driveway."

"You left this on our ship."

Dreams of Grandeur

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"... I said, it works!!"

A Jack of Hearts fantasising about the Queen of Hearts

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"It's just, when you called it a 'country estate'..."