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"And the crowd roars."

"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"

Characters jumping out of a book.

The limits of power

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Ever wondered what it might be like to think outside the box?'

"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."

'You're overdrawn sweetie. Open your mouth and say AAAAH!'

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

What if...Fish could climb.

Witch

'An owl and a pussycat? -- Is that even legal?'

Alice in Wonderland - Advice from a Caterpillar.

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.

"No, I'm sorry Billy, we won't be covering the time the Martians invaded Earth."

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

"Where did that come from!"

Although it was a fantasy come true, somehow Tony couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

A sultan on a flying carpet towing a boat behind him.

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

'Which one stores our computer data-the cloud that looks like a kitty or the one that looks like a pony?'

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

Medieval Cat Exits Via Medieval Catflap

I hope he's got Sudoku puzzles.

Edna's Doctor Fantasy

What's your favorite planet, Randy? There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vistas

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

"Harvey! You come down here this instant!!"

"I dunno Sid, there's nothing out here."

Santa Claus with Little Bo-Peep

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"... I said, it works!!"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.