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'That does it! We have to insulate the ivory tower.'

Finally, the Mirror got real.

'Sorry, kid. Anything but world peace.'

'You are the fairest one of all. But let's face it... you're still a dog.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Turn and run, princess! Don't walk into that church, you can do so much better than him!"

Pixie

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Fairytale prince and princess

'Once upon a time, a handsome actuarial accountant caught the eye of a beautiful commodities broker...'

"And they lived happily ever after – until they had kids of their own."

Mother in Law Wishes Will Be Ignored

Hans Christian Andersen

Take a chance on a prince $100.

'It's spring, you were once a toad, no wonder you're so jumpy!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

Jack opening can of magic beans.

"Excuse me I have a frog prince in my throat"

An excerpt from Cinderella With Lizards

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

Princess and the Frog

Cinderella

Princess on a bicycle

Freia Golden Apples

"'A life of enchantment, wonder and bareback riding' you said."

Shepherd and eurydice

Prisoner

"According to our data, your account was closed at midnight."

Wishful Thinking Well

"Couldn't Pinocchio get a phone signal after he was swallowed by the whale?"

Rapunzel

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Who ARE those guys?"