Dragon Slayer Dreamer Gifts

Fighting the Dragon

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Warrior Woman

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.