Dragon Slayer Gifts

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Dissidence is a lonely job, but somebody has to do it.

"You killed it, you clean it."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Warrior Woman

Dragon and Dragoff

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Beware of the Dragon

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

Knights of the iPhone

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

Welsh cheese

Mother of Dragons

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

'How would you like to help out at my campaign kickoff barbecue?'

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

The dragon with the 'girlie' tattoo.

Didn't your Mum tell you not to cover your mouth when you're sneezing?

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

How to Get Rid of All the Snow