Dragon Slayer Mugs

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

"You killed it, you clean it."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Warrior Woman

Dragon and Dragoff

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Beware of the Dragon

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

Knights of the iPhone

'How would you like to help out at my campaign kickoff barbecue?'

Welsh cheese

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

Didn't your Mum tell you not to cover your mouth when you're sneezing?

The dragon with the 'girlie' tattoo.

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

Fighting the Dragon

'Happy Valentine's Day!'