Dragon Slayers Mugs

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Warrior Woman

Dragon and Dragoff

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Knights of the iPhone

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

"You killed it, you clean it."

Fighting the Dragon

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

Downsized! (Man with shrunken)

'I think I can...'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

"Exorcising one's demons."

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

Quarantine

Video Gamer

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

'John is a great father and a wonderful husband, but occasionally he wrestles with demons.'

"To be honest I thought it would be more intimidating..."

'Gah! Spider!' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Oh, hello insomnia.'

"Of course I don't love you just because you can open jars. You can also kill spiders."

'Erm, shall we put out our torches, folks? They've got security lighting.'