Dragon Slayers T-Shirts

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Warrior Woman

Dragon and Dragoff

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Knights of the iPhone

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

Downsized! (Man with shrunken)

Fighting the Dragon

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

"You killed it, you clean it."

'I think I can...'

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

"Exorcising one's demons."

Quarantine

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

'John is a great father and a wonderful husband, but occasionally he wrestles with demons.'

'Erm, shall we put out our torches, folks? They've got security lighting.'

"Of course I don't love you just because you can open jars. You can also kill spiders."

'Gah! Spider!' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Oh, hello insomnia.'

'I hate this bunker.'