Dragon Slayer Wannabe T-Shirts

Dragon and Dragoff

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Warrior Woman

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Organic Soldering.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Chinese stock market

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Welsh Dragon

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Beware of the Dragon

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Little boy dragon

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

"I can't believe you had your ex move in with us."

"Ground score!"

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.