Dragon Slayer Enthusiast T-Shirts

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Warrior Woman

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Dragon and Dragoff

Chinese stock market

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Organic Soldering.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Love your ambiance!"

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Welsh Dragon

Beware of the Dragon

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'