Dragon Slayer Enthusiast T-Shirts

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Warrior Woman

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Dragon and Dragoff

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Chinese stock market

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Organic Soldering.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Welsh Dragon

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Love your ambiance!"

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'