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"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

Dragon and Dragoff

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Knights of the iPhone

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

"Dad, do you believe in God?"

"Department of infernal affairs. How may I misdirect your employee pension plan?"

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'At least it's a dry heat'

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

Human Resources and Inhuman Resources

'Hey! Where's the fire?'

"You killed it, you clean it."

News Samurai

Fighting the Dragon

"What are you lookin' at? Never seen a routine fire drill before?"

Pest Shop.

"Ok, first the good news..."

'Bad sport.'

Have you got any nails? I'm on a diet.