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"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Love your ambiance!"

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Fishy tail.

Beware of the Dragon

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Purple Fairy

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

Loch Ness Monster

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"Nemesisyphus"

USA-China, trade war.