Demon Lore Admirer Gifts

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Unicorn Working From Home

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Phoenix

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

"Love your ambiance!"

Fishy tail.

Beware of the Dragon

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Purple Fairy

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

USA-China, trade war.

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

Loch Ness Monster

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Better Gnomes.