Demon Lore Lover Gifts

Pest Shop.

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"Fallen angel" - A memoir: signing today

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Fresh Blood In Politics

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

Can't Count Dracula

Mermaids

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

Headless Self-Portrait

Weak Knights

Nosferatu-D2

Vampire Weekday

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

'You really should Floss.'

Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers

'What do you want to drink?' - 'Bloody Mary.'

"Dad, do you believe in God?"

Does this contain garlic?

Parsifal

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

Count Dracula's biggest pet peeve: waking up with "coffin head".

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.