Demon Lore Lover Prints

Pest Shop.

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"Fallen angel" - A memoir: signing today

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

Fresh Blood In Politics

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

Can't Count Dracula

Mermaids

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

Headless Self-Portrait

Vampire Weekday

Nosferatu-D2

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Weak Knights

'You really should Floss.'

'What do you want to drink?' - 'Bloody Mary.'

Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers

"Dad, do you believe in God?"

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'The lemon ice cream is delicious. What about yours?'

'Not more bloody holiday brochures.'

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.