Monster Lore Lover Prints

'Truce?'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Zombies.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Regular or decapitated?'

Born of the Dead

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Vampire Bat

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"So much for that vintage!"

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Made with 100% recycled material.