Monster Lover Prints

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'Remember what bait you used.'

'We did a background check. Dug up a fair amount of dirt. Apparently, you died months ago.'

"You're all tense. Let me loosen these a bit."

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

'Tell me about your drawing.'

'Regular or decapitated?'

'I think we have picked a bad day for first contact.'

'OK, so I lied about my age.'

"I'm afraid natural light is out of the question."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Acme Biogenetics: 'We believe that to survive in today's super-competitive economy, a company has to be able to reinvent itself at a moment's notice!'

'I hope you remembered to wash the salad when I told you.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Here comes the night shift.'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

'Alright...who's hand is this in the cookie jar?'

At the monster supermarket.

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

"Say, have we met before?"

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

mr godzilla you need anger management

'What?! I like tall women!'

Made with 100% recycled material.

'I'm Loch Ness, and this is my son, Elliot.'

Happy Halloween

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Get me feet that will fit these shoes.

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Is it the slime?"

"It's not a mascot! It's not a mascot!"