Monster Lover Pillows

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'Remember what bait you used.'

"You're all tense. Let me loosen these a bit."

'We did a background check. Dug up a fair amount of dirt. Apparently, you died months ago.'

'Tell me about your drawing.'

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

At the monster supermarket.

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

'I hope you remembered to wash the salad when I told you.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Regular or decapitated?'

'I'm Loch Ness, and this is my son, Elliot.'

'Here comes the night shift.'

Acme Biogenetics: 'We believe that to survive in today's super-competitive economy, a company has to be able to reinvent itself at a moment's notice!'

Happy Halloween

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'OK, so I lied about my age.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I'm afraid natural light is out of the question."

mr godzilla you need anger management

Made with 100% recycled material.

'I think we have picked a bad day for first contact.'

'What?! I like tall women!'

"I wish my life were as exciting as those movies!"

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"I'm not a metaphor."

"We blew a fuse."

A giant dinosaur in a car runs over pedestrians

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"She’s a shepherd-uranium mix."