Monster Lovers Pillows

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

"I know he's not that much to look at but you should see him tango."

Dracula cleaning the neck before biting his victim.

Medusa gets a trim.

"This isn't good for my blood pressure. . ."

"I slept with the skeletons in the closet..."

"There was that old stock trader... I came out of his closet last night... he said he survived so many crises and recessions, nothing could scare him anymore... it was so depressing!"

Harvey had pressed the button and was waiting for the green man to appear.

Flesh eating plant in a hospital.

"...Could you come back later? He's in the middle of his banjo lessons."

The Nine Headed Hydra On Holiday

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

"I hate the winter. You have to bite through coat collars and scarves and so your mouth is always full of fibres."

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."