Classic Monster Lovers Pillows

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I'm the bad guy..."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Giant Monster in Bath

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Horror Stories.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'