Classic Monster Lovers Mugs

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Horror Stories.

Myths and legends...

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Giant Monster in Bath