Classic Monster Story Enthusiasts Mugs

"It's not so much the inhuman creations, we just wish you'd shop local!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Zombies.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

City Zoo

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

"Okay. Hit it."

No, Igor! That would just be cruel. Normal Brain. Abnormal Brain. Brain with song stuck in it.

"Loved ones scared to death by monsters? Call the law offices of Frank N. Stein..."

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'

'Side effects? You have to worry about side effects?'

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

'Dracula, I'm getting tired of you sitting around all day.'

'It's eight fifteen. Their mothers have unleashed them and they're on the way.'

"Well, that’s a fine how-do-you-do!"

Jump-starting Frankenstein's monster

"Is it right on the lagoon?"

Dracula's false teeth

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

"Leave the wildlife alone - do you want to get fined?"

Monster Club. It's difficult to get this entire group to a ball game. Yeah, Dracula will go only on bat day. King Kong has to be in the upper deck. Jekyll and Hyde only go to double-headers. There must be a full moon for the werewolf to go. And of course The Hulk will only sit atop the Fenway Park left field wall. Yeah, he loves the green monster! Red Sox.

"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'