Mythical Monster Enthusiasts Mugs

'Apparently no one told Dracula that you can't get blood from a turnip.'

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant Monster in Bath

Viking Loch Ness

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Meowlzebub

Mermaids in love

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Beauty and the Beast

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous