Monster Myth Lovers Mugs

'Yeah, I know. Every fish you catch is a monster!'

"Typical. I finally decide to let the world know Nessie is real and nobody's at the beach."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Zombies.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Young Godzilla.

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

City Zoo

Capitalism

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

People often have us confused with investment bankers. We loot and plunder, leaving a mess wherever we go, and when there are complaints we claim endangered species status.

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"I sure lucked out with you!"

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"I'll have the chef."

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'