Monster Myth Fan Mugs

Trump unmasked!

Capitalism

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

King Kongs first christmas

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Official Fight Cards

Zombie pet tricks.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Life and Death

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Casting in the swamp.

"Well, we got the grant."

'We were made for each other.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'