Monster Myth Fan Gifts

Trump unmasked!

Capitalism

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Boy and Bear and Monster

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Official Fight Cards

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Zombie pet tricks.

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Life and Death

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Casting in the swamp.