Monster Myth Lover Gifts

The Snowman of Eternal Damnation

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

'Pay no attention to any silly stories, I've been here two hundred years and never yet seen a monster.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Zombies.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"