Mythical Monster Lover Gifts

Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

'It is I! Moogoth the destroyer of quite grassy pastures!'

'Ah... I see the misunderstanding. What you're looking for is a blood bank!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Zombies.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Which one is yours?"

Emma's Unicorn

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'Regular or decapitated?'