Mythical Monster Lover Gifts

Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

'It is I! Moogoth the destroyer of quite grassy pastures!'

'Ah... I see the misunderstanding. What you're looking for is a blood bank!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Zombies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Emma's Unicorn

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Which one is yours?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.