Mythical Beast Lover Gifts

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Tourists and their Pets.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Viking Loch Ness

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Unicorn Working From Home

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Phoenix

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.