Mythical Beast Enthusiast Gifts

We need to wrap our heads around this.

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

"Don't forget to put it on the 'grainy' setting!"

"These 'off the grid' holidays are terrifying."

Uniporn

"Kind of a moot point, isn't it?"

"Whaddya mean, 'abominable?' - it came 2nd!!!"

"What the hell was in that?!"

Yeti hunters drag it to a barbershop.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Floating Dragon

'My new girlfriend's OK I suppose, but she has an arse like the back of a cart-horse'

Falling in Love with the Wrong Mythical Creature

'You know, Leon, this is much easier now that they've come out with these convenient pop-tops.'

"Oh I don't know pumpkin, it's a big commitment - you'll have to walk it, train it, feed it live flesh."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."