Mythical Monster Enthusiast Gifts

"I'll concede you've put it behind you, Turner. But it's still behind you."

'Your dragon appears to have a nasty cough.'

"Does it look like I'm getting a double eyebrow?"

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"Leave the wildlife alone - do you want to get fined?"

The Yeti Hunters

"Stop beating yourself up, Larry! You're not just mildly unpleasant! You're truly abominable. Don't let anyone tell you different!"

"And keep your toes covered! If you don't el cucuy will eat them! Good night!"

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

Spiro & Pusho and Bigfoot on the ski lift

"I can't help you with the dragon. Have you thought about calling an exterminator."

'There's no such thing as BigFoot, huh?!'

'You realize I'm going to have to charge you double?'

'Hi, honey, I'm home!'

Gardening and Lochness

'Can't understand it Alf should be clear be now.'

Dracula is refused a loan from the Blood Bank 'Your credit rating is terrible!'

Dracula's false teeth

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

"Really...Again!"

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'Bigfoot? Oh, gosh, no. That's not me.'

"I will try the soup of the night."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.