Monster Myth Enthusiast Gifts

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"Bait or Lure?"

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

City Zoo

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Dead Funny

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Boy and Bear and Monster

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Zombies.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Horror Stories.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."