Monster Story Enthusiast Gifts

'Oww, right in my eye! Someone call the cops! Wait, why are you high fiving that monster?!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Look! No hands!"

Dead Funny

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Horror Stories.