Monster Story Enthusiast Pillows

'Oww, right in my eye! Someone call the cops! Wait, why are you high fiving that monster?!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Zombies.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Myths and legends...

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."