Monster Movie Enthusiast Pillows

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

'I'm here to read the meter.'

'Is it really necessary for you to give her vocal cords?'

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"What is it, Ms. Farnsworth? I asked not to be disturbed unless it was extremely important!"

"Hold on! A new study says those are actually bad for you."

"Do you have a moment to talk about toxic waste?"

'WHOAH! look what that giant ape left on the Empire State Building! Man, our job is safe for months!'

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Relax, Brenda, it's just something they do for tourists.'

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

"That's what I like about America, you get such big portions."

"Nothing for me. I had a food truck for lunch."

"It could be worse."

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."

"I wish my life were as exciting as those movies!"

Bro of Frankenstein

"Your favourite scene where he tramples the town's small business is coming up, sir."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"Sorry, I just needed to vent."

"I hate it when we fight."

Godlesszilla

"What's my motivation?"

"How could you son?"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

King Kong and The Gherkin

"We need to talk."

"It's not you, it's me."