Monster Movie Buffs Pillows

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

Oh, yeah, meant to warn you not to step on that place. Lego.

'Have we been bio-engieering in the swamp?'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"No matter what style the gentleman prefers, they will of course still make a squishing sound when wet."

"Kong has to be nearby. He left his phone on his charger."

"My next guest is a mob of angry villagers!"

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

King Kong in Guantanamo Bay-style outfit: 'The suspect was planning a terrorist attack on the Empire State Building.'

'Man, can't find the keys again! Now do you think these things would come with a light? No, that would make too much sense!'

'Damn! - I was going to cause chaos and mayhem and disarray on the railway but someone's beaten me to it!'

'Who ordered the braaains?'

Zombie rents from the dead box DVDs.

'The Internet Bride of Franksenstein.'

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

"Why, he's not violent at all, his bolt is too tight."

"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

"So, how's that abnormal brain working out?"

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Out To Lurch

"Look! No hands!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."