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When Zombies say goodbye...

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Kong and Santa

"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

'Santa's gone ROGUE!'

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'He's really mad now!'

As they say, when in Rome, eat it.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.