Monster Movie Enthusiasts Gifts

When Zombies say goodbye...

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Kong and Santa

"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

Monster Club. It's difficult to get this entire group to a ball game. Yeah, Dracula will go only on bat day. King Kong has to be in the upper deck. Jekyll and Hyde only go to double-headers. There must be a full moon for the werewolf to go. And of course The Hulk will only sit atop the Fenway Park left field wall. Yeah, he loves the green monster! Red Sox.

'Santa's gone ROGUE!'

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'He's really mad now!'

As they say, when in Rome, eat it.

"Is it right on the lagoon?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Look! No hands!"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."