Monster Movie Fans Gifts

'Bob will be Godzilla in this structural integrity test.'

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

"Alright kids: two more minutes then the nice man needs the machines."

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'

King Kong yelling for the 'Elevator!' on top of the Empire State Building

Marthra

"What should I use for our scream name?"

The Creature of the Black Legume

Sparrowzilla!

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Giant sandworm xing.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Zombies.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Giant slug attacks a city

King Kongs first christmas

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day